Hello, my name is Green Eggs and Ham Sam, but you can call me Sam. I'm a seven year old Italian Greyhound. My hobbies include sleeping, eating, sleeping some more, tug of war with my pet Lee, and running circle eights as fast as I can go. One time I ran so fast in my backyard that I lost my footing and accidently rolled right into the pond! Yuck! I hate water! When I'm not falling into ponds I really enjoy laying on the couch with my pet Laurel, and that strange thing she is always holding. I've heard my pets call it a "baby", whatever that is! The only possible good I can see in that thing is it appears to drop stuff all the time; and I bet if I wait long enough it might drop someting I can snack on!